I was sitting in a bar with my mate, I looked over and saw two old drunk guys sitting on the other side. Tapped my mate on the shoulder and said " Hey that will be us in 10 years"
He replied, "That's a mirror dickhead"
Joke
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RE: Joke
by IPA » Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:08 pm
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."
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Re: Joke
by hughjampton » Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:22 pm
Donald Duck walks into a pharmacy and says 'Have you got anything for cold sores'.
The chemist replies 'Yes, this stuff is brilliant and it's only £2 quid a tube'.
Donald says 'Great, stick some on me bill'.
The chemist replies 'Yes, this stuff is brilliant and it's only £2 quid a tube'.
Donald says 'Great, stick some on me bill'.
When the chill sciroco blows, and winter tells a heavy tale
When pies, and daws, and rooks and crows do sit and curse the frost and snows
Then give me ale.
When pies, and daws, and rooks and crows do sit and curse the frost and snows
Then give me ale.
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