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Joke

Unread postby Batz » Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:44 am

I was sitting in a bar with my mate, I looked over and saw two old drunk guys sitting on the other side. Tapped my mate on the shoulder and said " Hey that will be us in 10 years"

He replied, "That's a mirror dickhead"
Last edited by Batz on Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:08 am, edited 1 time in total.
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RE: Joke

Unread postby IPA » Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:08 pm

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."
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Re: Joke

Unread postby hughjampton » Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:22 pm

Donald Duck walks into a pharmacy and says 'Have you got anything for cold sores'.

The chemist replies 'Yes, this stuff is brilliant and it's only £2 quid a tube'.

Donald says 'Great, stick some on me bill'.
When the chill sciroco blows, and winter tells a heavy tale
When pies, and daws, and rooks and crows do sit and curse the frost and snows
Then give me ale.
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